Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Trump Supporters Outwit Desert Rat News



By Runford A. Hills
Desert Rat News staff writer

        By demanding that the world give full credit to the president for the COVID-19 vaccine – but refusing to get vaccinated themselves – Trump supporters have upstaged The Desert Rat News in its quest to be the nation’s leading source of political funniness.
        “This is outrageous! How can they be so ironic?” a visibly upset Malcolm Tent, editor and publisher of The Desert Rat News, reportedly yelled across the newsroom.
        Tent also was angry that his writers didn’t predict that some Trump supporters in Georgia who claimed the November election was rigged still plan to vote in the January runoff.
        Staff writers and mid-level editors were scurrying Tuesday to find equally funny storylines, while at the same trying to assure Tent that these Trump supporters were not being funny on purpose.

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