Desert Rat News foreign correspondent
LJUBLJANA, Slovenia – Barron Trump, the youngest and most-promising child of one-term U.S. President Donald Trump, has fled the family dynasty to join the performing troupe Circus Slovenia.
The 14-year-old reportedly fled Mar-a-Lago two days ago in the bed of a pickup truck after disguising himself as an undocumented groundskeeper. He then reportedly boarded a plane at Miami International for eastern Europe.
The 14-year-old reportedly fled Mar-a-Lago two days ago in the bed of a pickup truck after disguising himself as an undocumented groundskeeper. He then reportedly boarded a plane at Miami International for eastern Europe.
In a TikTok video posted earlier today from atop Ljubljana Castle, Barron, who holds dual citizenship in Slovenia due to his mother, pleaded for the president to pardon him for being born a Trump, and asked to be disowned.
“Please, Daddy, please, do me this one favor,” he said in the video. “I cannot bear to be a teenager and a Trump at the same time.”
The president, who was golfing, could not be reached for comment, but White House spokesdoll Kayleigh McEnany reiterated that the 2020 election was stolen.
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