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By Teika Hyke
Desert Rat News political editor
WASHINGTON – Hours before it will start making America leader of the free world again, the new administration announced it will place Mike Pompeo on the list of international State Sponsors of Narcissism.
President Trump’s top personal errand boy abroad since April 2018, Pompeo "has systematically destroyed democratic institutions and upended hard-won alliances around the world – all in unwavering loyalty and sycophantic self-subjugation to the Dear Leader,” according to a statement from the Office of the President-Elect.
“The Secretary of State has alienated America’s friends, misjudged our adversaries, coddled dictators, allowed attacks on journalists, and failed to defend his own colleagues, thereby running the U.S. Department of State – once an internationally formidable diplomatic force – into the ground.
“In short, Secretary Pimpeo (sic) has been very naughty,” the statement concludes.
Pompeo, whom historians consider the worst secretary of state in modern times, was dacha-hunting in Moscow’s western suburbs over the weekend and could not be reached for comment.
But his press office released the following statement:
“The Secretary does not dispute the typo. However, he is very upset to be designated a State Sponsor of Narcissism."
Sources told The Desert Rat News that the new administration's action caused Pompeo's face, normally pink like a Kansas sow's belly, to turn a ghoulish bright red, alarming the handful of staffers still left at the Department.
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