By G. Suss Vept
Desert Rat News staff writer
WASHINGTON – An unexpected flareup of an old ailment kept President Trump from making good on a promise to march with supporters on the Capitol, the White House confirmed today.
Moments after telling a crowd of right-wing terrorists that he would march with them up Pennsylvania Avenue, the president was incapacitated by extreme pain in both feet, according to Trump spokesdoll Kayleigh McEnany.
She said three bone spurs on the president’s left foot, and two on his right flared up unexpectedly.
“It’s tragic, very tragic,” McEnany said. “The president really wanted to march with the hillbillies, but he just couldn't. It's really a miracle that he was able to finish his remarks.”
It was not the first time that Trump’s grandiose plans had been thwarted podiatrically. In the late 1960s, a bone spur condition kept him from being drafted in the Vietnam War.
“The president could have been a war hero back then, and now, if not for the bone spurs," McEnany said wistfully. "He could have been that guy ransacking Speaker Pelosi’s office!"
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Really ransacking the Speaker’s office?
I wonder who is paying for all of the damage, State Troopers from bordering states and the National Guard???
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